Fred Fry, 35
Certified hunk DTF (down to fry). Get ready to get a mouth full of oil and salt. Will get you hooked and asking for more.
Frymen, 32
Made of 100% starch and deep fried to perfection. Might add more lovin’ to your handles. DM for face pic.
Oniontony, 30
Am actually a vegetable and good for your gut. Will not make you cry. If you like me put an onion ring on it.
Justin T. Onion Ring, 25
It's gonna be MAY. Wouldn't say bye bye bye cause I'm a keeper. Tasty, flavourful curls and not bland like the other fries.
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